I have gone into hiding. The reason is quite simple really. Apparently I am a bit of a criminal because I kissed a girl before I turned 16. Well to be honest I proabably kissed around 30 to 40 girls before I turned 16. So along with being a criminal I'm a bit of a stud as well.
Ok maybe I am being a bit melodramtic but under the new Children's Act kids caught doing half the stuff I did growing up could be in major crapola.
Check it out: The Cape Argus reported last week that:
"Teenagers under the age of 16 caught kissing, touching or rubbing up against each other can be criminally charged.
The new Sexual Offences Act, signed into law by President Thabo Mbeki on Thursday, has criminalised kissing, or any light sexual behaviour among people under the age of 16 - even if it is consensual.
Also illegal under the new act is any sexual activity, including oral sex, between consenting teens aged 15 and younger."
Rubbing up against eachother - that's a right of passage it shouldn't be illegal. I mean when I was growing up I was rubbing up against everything. The corner of my desk, trees on the playground, my hand, her hand his hand, its hand, the car door, my girlfriend's leg, my girlfriend's friend's leg - the list is endless.
Jeepers at 16 I had enough sexual angst to fill a five litre bottle (sies) and now the government wants to make all that shit illegal. Can you imagine the amount stress related acne? Dermatologists are going to make a fortune. Its madness I tell you - madness.
Maybe government should just have a wank - maybe then they'll relax!
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